A JOKE GALLEGO

July 6, 2008
Category: Just For Fun

A GALLEGO BUY A PUZZLE
To see how arming, STEP
DAYS AND NIGHTS TRYING
COMPLETED UNTIL AFTER
TWO WEEKS COULD FINISH
THEN TELL A FRIEND.

HE LOOKS VENANCIO ASSEMBLY THIS PUZZLE
IN JUST TWO WEEKS.
AND FRIEND ASKS:

THIS IS A SHORT TIME AND MANOLO?

TO WHAT MANOLO exclaims

POQUITISIMO! Look, AT
BOX SAYS:

"TWO TO FOUR YEARS"

A Mexican bandit had specialized in crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.

Finally, he offered a reward for his capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track it.

After a long search, he traced the bandit to a bar.

He found him, stood silently behind the bandit

he pointed his gun to his head and said:

"You are under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow his brains out. "

But the bandit did not speak English, and the Texas Ranger did not speak Castilian.

Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message.

The terrified bandit replied that the loot was buried under the oak tree behind the cantina.

"What did he say?" Asked the Ranger.

The lawyer replied:

"He said: Fuck you, Gringo. You would not dare to shoot me. "

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